Rock and roll, sex, and pizza

Dec 11, 2015

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via heartlikeahandgrenade)

Dec 11, 2015

(via morsstupebit)

Dec 11, 2015

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ caitlacoop:
“ On the chance that Monday kicked your tail, here are some baby chicks.
”
In ur coffee shop
Stealing ur warmths
”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

caitlacoop:

On the chance that Monday kicked your tail, here are some baby chicks. 

In ur coffee shop

Stealing ur warmths

(via jackmanisfiennes)

Dec 10, 2015

dicaeopolis:

i need you to understand that gay girls are not just skinny white alternative eighteen-year-olds.

i need you to understand that gay girls are five-year-olds with crushes on their music teachers, twelve-year-olds with crushes on their best friends, forty-year-old moms, eighty-year-old couples who go to church on sunday mornings and bicker about what to eat for dinner.

that women who love women can be the ideal loving happy couple, but that they also can be the couple that fights bitterly and cheats and breaks up or gets divorced.

that they can be WGST professors and students at all-girls’ schools, but that they can also be accountants and elementary school principals and data technicians.

that they can be thin or athletic or beautiful, but that they can also be fat or lumpy or ugly. that they can be kind and radiant, but that they can be grumpy and callous and rude. that we are not an aesthetic, or a genre of porn, or a choice of lifestyle, but very deeply human and flawed.

and that every single one of these women is valid in her orientation. every single one.

(via gayliendude)

Dec 10, 2015

froobs:

bork megapost

(via ohthisismuchworse)

Nov 6, 2015

http://forgifs.com

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Oct 13, 2015

armagetsome:
“ This is going to be my senior quote
”

armagetsome:

This is going to be my senior quote

(via morsstupebit)

Jun 3, 2015

Banksy at the zoo

  • Banksy's Son: daddy look at all the sheep!
  • Banksy (looking at people): ......I am....

May 31, 2015

rubyetc:
“the guy is probably wearing matchy matchy too, we will never know
” http://www.rubyetc.tumblr.com

rubyetc:

the guy is probably wearing matchy matchy too, we will never know 

(via cannotmakesense)

May 9, 2015

e-l-l-x-e:
“ninja-nerd93:
“Welcome aboard the Tory express. First stop: Austerity
”
c0nnolly”

e-l-l-x-e:

ninja-nerd93:

Welcome aboard the Tory express. First stop: Austerity

c0nnolly

(via avillainousmagician)

Apr 26, 2015

laylamajandra:

irn-bru-aint-shampoo:

remedyriot:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Why is that the first place fuckers go? Why do you wanna hit women so badly? Why do you wanna hit anyone so badly? You’re fucking scary, op.

Why do you equate equality with who you can and cannot abuse?

^^^^^^^

(via spoonbirb)

Apr 26, 2015

dragonsatemylaptop:

SHOTOPOLY 2015: We didn’t realise what we had created…

HOW TO PLAY:

Each denomination of currency represents a drink. The higher the value, the higher the alcohol perentage! 

The types of alcohol selected are entirely up to you, dependent on how much you’d like to see your friends leave your home alive. Unless you’re planning on staging an annihalation of everyone’s livers, I’d reccomend throwing in some soft drinks for the lower denominations. 

If you’re lacking in inspiration, we chose:

£1 = Lemonade
£5 = Ribena
£10 = Cider/Beer
£20 = Wine
£50 = Port
£100 = Gin
£500 = Vodka

DRINK ½ THE VALUE every time money leaves your hand voluntarily (e.g. buying a property, buying houses)

DRINK THE VALUE every time money leaves your hand involuntarily (e.g. landing on someone else’s property)

You can choose to drink the value in whichever way you choose, as long as it adds up to the correct total. Getting super-taxed £100 could cost you 1 shot of gin, 2 shots of port, 5 shots of wine or 10 shots of cider. It’s up to you! 

Finally, record how many times you make it round the board.

We made three. 

(via my-incoherent-ramblings)

Apr 26, 2015

jasonttodd:

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

(via trenzalorefields)

Apr 26, 2015

pyranova:

komradesparx:

afrosomalibitch:

Random posters have been popping up on London bus-stops speaking the truth about our fucked up police forces. Lmao @ the police officer calling it in (3rd picture), the truth hurts!

(The riots mentioned are the London riots of August 2011 which happened after the police shot dead, Mark Duggan, an unarmed black man in Tottenham. The shooting was later ruled to be ‘lawful’ hence how they ‘got away with it’.)

Remember Police Brutality is truly global.

Anti-Black and racism are truly global.

(via mychemicalimbalance)

Apr 26, 2015

run-eat-study-repeat:
“congenitaldisease:
“In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to enter and complete the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She registered under the gender-neutral name of “K.V. Switzer”. After realizing that a woman was... http://www.republicofyou.com.au/index.php

run-eat-study-repeat:

congenitaldisease:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to enter and complete the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She registered under the gender-neutral name of “K.V. Switzer”. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” however, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire Marathon. These photographs taken of the incident made world headlines.

inspiration

(via marinahanna)